1. 天花板漏水的修復方式。
![This completely legit attempt at fixing a ceiling leak.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c7921777.jpg)
隨便用個像通馬桶的導管也就算了,上面那些膠布到底是發生了什麼事?
2.「最尷尬的時刻就是當你發現你的恆溫器只是一個掛在鉤子上的東西,根本就沒有在調節溫度。想對世界上最好的房東來個怒吼。」
![The landlord who brazenly took part in this trickery.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c79d7678.jpg)
3. 門把壞了?房東幫你創造完美門鎖。
![The landlord who created this flawless front door lock.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c7a8a61b.jpg)
4. 還有這個連進門都不讓你進的鎖。
![And the one who installed this joke of a lock.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c7b5f5bb.jpg)
5. 牆壁剝落了?貼個OK蹦就沒事了!不疼囉!
![This shady landlord who repaired bullet damage like THIS.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c7c86f51.png)
6. 起火了?這裡有罐礦泉水!
![This landlord who doesn't give a fuck about fire safety.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c7d42dd8.jpg)
7.「我打電話給我的房東,讓他把我的洗衣機修好,這就是他修好的方式…哈哈哈。#膠布。」
![It's the magical solution to all problems.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c7e73c02.png)
8. 當房客跟房東說:「我想要大張一點的桌子。」
![This landlord who created this shitshow when the tenants asked for a bigger table.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c7f72469.jpg)
…就算加了四根奇怪柱子也只是勾不到的桌子啊!
9. 還有這名因為房客要搭電梯而收費的房東。
![This landlord who started charging their tenants to USE THE ELEVATOR.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c8048dd2.jpg)
「親愛的住戶:從2013年10月1號開始,你必須要刷卡才能使用電梯。頭60次是免費的,但接下來就必須每個月付35塊美金 (約台幣1200),如果你不想用電梯,樓梯是免費的。」
10. 這個跟門完全不合的馬桶。
![螢幕快照 2016-02-20 上午12.41.23](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-02-20-上午12.41.23.jpg)
11. 還有這個給小朋友洗剛剛好的蓮蓬頭位置。
![And the one who decided this was a good height for a shower.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c811d0e0.jpg)
12.「我們的房東用膠布修好了水槽的漏水問題。」
![It really can fix everything.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c8256666.png)
13. 這個直接動手改字條的房東。「我們的房東在我們離開的時候把門鈴修好了!」
![This bullshit.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c83bc5d8.png)
「門鈴壞掉可以用。」
14.
![The landlord who did this disastrous repair job.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c84b8d5c.jpg)
15. 這個看起來就超“有用”的濾水器。
![And the one who bought this totally legit Brita filter.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c8567116.jpg)
16. 這個房東買了新電視,但是沒有把桌子的大小也考慮進去。
![The landlord who bought a new TV but didn't take the stand size into account.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c861d2ae.jpg)
17. “完美”遮掩壁爐的好方法。
![This flawless fireplace replacement.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c86de2b4.jpg)
不放那塊還比較好…
18. 又是一個想用膠布修好所有浴室設備的房東。
![The landlord who did this really excellent bathroom repair.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c8797852.jpg)
19.「我昨天下班回到家發現房東已經“修好”了蓮蓬頭!#白痴。」
![Because duct tape really is the landlord's solution to all DIY problems.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c88cc25a.png)
膠布是所有房東的好朋友。
20. 除非你有一個連膠布都買不起的房東。
![Unless you're a landlord who is too cheap to buy duct tape...](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56c74c89b724f.jpg)
直接用透明膠帶!(暈)
來源:Buzzfeed
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